I'm gullible.

The people that become the biggest jokes are people who do not change. They stay the way they were in the past.

I literally was famous before I knew my own name.

I love kids.

As an entertainer, a comedy guy, whatever, you’re never gonna be truly 100-percent happy with anything.

When you ask most people to reflect on their very first memory, the recollections usually fall within a range of familiar vignettes – that first game of catch with Mom or Dad, playing with a beloved stuffed animal or favorite toy, or watching Saturday morning cartoons. My first memory is shooting that McDonald’s commercial. I can’t remember anything before the start of my career.

I’ve never cheated on a woman.

I don’t want to be lumped into any categories.

I’ve always kind of lived my life to be as much as possible a positive role model for children.

There are many ways of giving thanks. Eating turkeys doesn’t have to be one of them.